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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Mar 30, 2017 9:10:26 GMT
The rules of the game are as follows:
It isn't Hanson's fault because:
• He gets no protection from the referee
• The defenders always foul him
• He's not getting the service he needs
• The manager doesn't play to his strengths
• His strike partner isn't reading his flick ons
• He's busy defending set pieces
• Assists don't count (this rule can be relaxed if he actually makes one)
• He scored against Villa and Burton
• This is the season he'll get 20+ goals
• He tries really hard
• He'd walk into any other L1 team
• He scares defenders simply by his presence.
• Opposition managers base their entire game plan around stopping him
• He is always double marked thereby freeing up room for others
• What about player X? He played badly too.
• You aren't seeing what he brings to the team
• You don't understand football.
• It's the team that score goals, not just the strikers.
• If you don’t support Hanson you’re not a City fan.
• He had Premiership defenders in his back pocket
• If you've never played the game you're back in no position to critique him, with any real credibility
• He scored a hat trick against Walsall
• He’s one of our own.
• Wells wouldn’t have been prolific without him.
• It doesn't matter if he doesn't score many, winning is more important.
It is Hanson's fault because:
• There are no circumstances under which James is to blame. See the list above and pick one.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Mar 30, 2017 9:10:45 GMT
Just for future reference as it may be needed....
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Post by Nice boy on Mar 30, 2017 9:12:33 GMT
Just for future reference as it may be needed.... "It doesn't matter if he doesn't score many, the team winning is more important" add that one on.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Mar 30, 2017 9:16:25 GMT
Just for future reference as it may be needed.... "It doesn't matter if he doesn't score many, the team winning is more important" add that one on. Done
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God
Sparks is a cunt Bantam
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Post by God on Mar 30, 2017 10:07:22 GMT
Shouldn't this place just be called 'THE JAMES HANSON DEPRECIATION SOCIETY'?
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Mar 30, 2017 10:13:39 GMT
Shouldn't this place just be called 'THE JAMES HANSON DEPRECIATION SOCIETY'? Good idea - I'll put it to a vote. I say no
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Post by Neshead on Mar 30, 2017 10:19:38 GMT
Shouldn't this place just be called 'THE JAMES HANSON DEPRECIATION SOCIETY'? Good idea - I'll put it to a vote. I say no Oooh it's a difficult..... It's a no from me....
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Post by Hobhead on Mar 30, 2017 10:45:13 GMT
Shouldn't this place just be called 'THE JAMES HANSON DEPRECIATION SOCIETY'? Shouldn't you get back to sucking sailors' cocks?
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 30, 2017 11:16:49 GMT
Shouldn't this place just be called 'THE JAMES HANSON DEPRECIATION SOCIETY'? There's other rules too you know. Anti Hanson Pro BREXIT Trump sympathetic Keep up if you want to be a real Cow's Arser.
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God
Sparks is a cunt Bantam
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Post by God on Mar 30, 2017 13:25:14 GMT
After the homophobic reply I just received I don't want to be part of this forum.
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Post by Hobhead on Mar 30, 2017 14:21:13 GMT
After the homophobic reply I just received I don't want to be part of this forum. 1-0 to me, boys. The rest of you are playing catch up.
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Post by Hobhead on Mar 30, 2017 19:13:17 GMT
Shouldn't this place just be called 'THE JAMES HANSON DEPRECIATION SOCIETY'? There's other rules too you know. Anti Hanson Pro BREXIT Trump sympathetic Keep up if you want to be a real Cow's Arser. Go Trump!:
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Post by northernmonkey on Mar 30, 2017 21:07:38 GMT
After the homophobic reply I just received I don't want to be part of this forum. Ah fuck, I was just thinking about getting a boat too.
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Post by Neshead on Mar 30, 2017 21:55:46 GMT
There's other rules too you know. Anti Hanson Pro BREXIT Trump sympathetic Keep up if you want to be a real Cow's Arser. Go Trump!: Fuck yeah, go Donald, go Donald....
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