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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Aug 4, 2017 10:33:17 GMT
Hob claps when the plane lands. Arsehole. Utter cunts.
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Post by Hoochy on Sept 24, 2017 17:35:28 GMT
When Hob gets next door's mail delivered by accident, he opens it and has a right good nosey at their affairs. Doesn't let on.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on Sept 24, 2017 17:38:38 GMT
Hob posts those 6am photos of 'airport beers lol' on his Facebook.
Arsehole.
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Post by Lofty on Sept 24, 2017 17:39:43 GMT
Hob has a couple of cans before heading out to the boozer and calls them 'prinks'.
Arsehole.
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Post by Neshead on Sept 24, 2017 17:42:42 GMT
Hob posts those 6am photos of 'airport beers lol' on his Facebook. Arsehole. "Cheeky beers" .
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Post by Hobhead on Sept 24, 2017 18:36:16 GMT
This is all grossly unfair and extremely hurtful.
I've decided to put everyone on my forced ignore list so I don't have to suffer the mean words any more.
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Post by Neshead on Sept 24, 2017 20:14:47 GMT
Hobbers has his own name on his replica shirt and asks Colin Doyle for attention at away games. (This actually happened yestersay but it wasn't hobbers, it was a regular gomper on twitter)
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 1, 2017 14:00:54 GMT
Hob squirts his piss all over the bathroom floor, rarely hitting the target then blames his son for the stink.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on Oct 1, 2017 17:08:03 GMT
Hob squirts his piss all over the bathroom floor, rarely hitting the target then blames his son for the stink. Arsehole. When I'm hammered I piss back into my empty cans to sae the environment or something. So it can't be me.
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 1, 2017 19:52:30 GMT
Hob squirts his piss all over the bathroom floor, rarely hitting the target then blames his son for the stink. Arsehole. When I'm hammered I piss back into my empty cans to sae the environment or something. So it can't be me. I used to do that with the ex, ex. She used to moan about me staying up drinking cans. Going to the toilet woke her up so I pissed in the empties. I also used to muffle the sound of more cans opening with a well timed cough.
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Post by Hobhead on Oct 1, 2017 19:54:41 GMT
When I'm hammered I piss back into my empty cans to sae the environment or something. So it can't be me. I used to do that with the ex, ex. She used to moan about me staying up drinking cans. Going to the toilet woke her up so I pissed in the empties. I also used to muffle the sound of more cans opening with a well timed cough. I'm calling bullshit here. No way are there three women in all creation who are willing to let you fuck them.
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 1, 2017 20:04:16 GMT
I'm a catch. I've had 3 dates and she said she right likes me.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Oct 1, 2017 20:04:50 GMT
I used to do that with the ex, ex. She used to moan about me staying up drinking cans. Going to the toilet woke her up so I pissed in the empties. I also used to muffle the sound of more cans opening with a well timed cough. I'm calling bullshit here. No way are there three women in all creation who are willing to let you fuck them. He only mentioned one "she", the other two were probably massive gays.
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Post by Hobhead on Oct 1, 2017 20:06:14 GMT
I'm a catch. I've had 3 dates and she said she right likes me. Did you poke her etc etc?
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 1, 2017 20:16:19 GMT
I'm a catch. I've had 3 dates and she said she right likes me. Did you poke her etc etc? I don't kiss and tell. Too busy pissing in cans.
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Post by Neshead on Oct 1, 2017 20:20:12 GMT
I'm a catch. I've had 3 dates and she said she right likes me. Did you poke her etc etc? Bet he went straight for the back hole .
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Post by Hobhead on Oct 1, 2017 20:39:32 GMT
Did you poke her etc etc? I don't kiss and tell. Too busy pissing in cans. Remember those conversations at school after a lad had copped off with a girl? Plus the old 'smell my fingers' trick. What little monsters we were.
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 1, 2017 20:44:35 GMT
I don't kiss and tell. Too busy pissing in cans. Remember those conversations at school after a lad had copped off with a girl? Plus the old 'smell my fingers' trick. What little monsters we were. Yes. Vile beings, us men.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Oct 1, 2017 20:58:29 GMT
I don't kiss and tell. Too busy pissing in cans. Remember those conversations at school after a lad had copped off with a girl? Plus the old 'smell my fingers' trick. What little monsters we were. Those guys who wafted their fingers in your face and invited you to "smell your mum" were the best. Then there were those who took it to the next level with "smell your dad". What a hoot.
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Post by Lofty on Oct 2, 2017 6:02:19 GMT
I don't kiss and tell. Too busy pissing in cans. Remember those conversations at school after a lad had copped off with a girl? Plus the old 'smell my fingers' trick. What little monsters we were. My mate got me with that trick one day after he'd finger banged some lass at lunchtime. From that day onwards I could never eat Flammin' Hot Monster Munch again.
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