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Post by Hoochy on May 11, 2017 22:55:34 GMT
Hob has to have the remote on the arm of his chair even if it's not his program on the telly. Nobody else is allowed to touch it when he's home.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on May 13, 2017 21:30:12 GMT
When Hob has a BBQ in summer he plays his best of UB40 CD full blast on repeat. Him and all his arsehole mates put the Jamaican accent on belting out Red Red Wine.
Arsehole(s)
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Post by Nice boy on May 14, 2017 17:18:16 GMT
Hobhead slows down when he's in a school zone but not because it's the law.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on May 22, 2017 20:47:12 GMT
Hob wears those skinny trousers that show a bit of ankle. No socks.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2017 20:55:16 GMT
Hob wears those skinny trousers that show a bit of ankle. No socks. Arsehole. Hanging offence.
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Post by Hoochy on May 26, 2017 19:11:44 GMT
Hob puts 50p on the pool table to play the winner then fucks off to the other side of the pub where nobody can find him. It costs a quid anyway Hob, it's not 1996 anymore.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on May 26, 2017 19:13:38 GMT
Hob puts 50p on the pool table to play the winner then fucks off to the other side of the pub where nobody can find him. It costs a quid anyway Hob, it's not 1996 anymore. Arsehole. I used to think I was decent at pool. I probably wasn't.
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Post by Hoochy on May 26, 2017 19:17:49 GMT
I used to be decent. Back in about '96 as it happens. Me and a mate played all night. Bought a house with a big attic in Clayton so I could get a pool table in. Then kids happened etc.
Played a game in the pub the other week and you'd be forgiven for thinking I was a spastic.
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Post by Hobhead on May 26, 2017 19:20:17 GMT
I used to be decent. Back in about '96 as it happens. Me and a mate played all night. Bought a house with a big attic in Clayton so I could get a pool table in. Then kids happened etc. Played a game in the pub the other week and you'd be forgiven for thinking I was a spastic. Did you say you used to live on Aberdeen Terrace? Did you know any characters from around there or further afield in Clayton? I used to live round there about that time.
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Post by Hoochy on May 26, 2017 19:35:50 GMT
Lived there but not from there. Only very occasionally drank in Clayton so don't know anyone there really.
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Post by Hobhead on May 26, 2017 19:37:14 GMT
My favourite James Brown song:
EDIT: Wrong fucking thread.
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Post by Hobhead on May 26, 2017 19:37:53 GMT
Lived there but not from there. Only very occasionally drank in Clayton so don't know anyone there really. A dangerous undertaking. Highly likely you'll have been in the same boozer as me at one time or another.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 30, 2017 22:15:41 GMT
Hobhead buys a 4 quid bottle of red then takes the cap off for 3 minutes before pouring to let it breathe.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on Jun 30, 2017 22:19:10 GMT
Hobhead buys a 4 quid bottle of red then takes the cap off for 3 minutes before pouring to let it breathe.Arsehole. Funny you should say that. I don't drink wine but the wife does (and let me tell you it turns her into the most wonderful, rational human being) and she has this stupid little decanter thing. It's not a decanter like what posh people use but this little pour-through thing that runs air through the cheap booze. Sackless cunt believes it make all the difference. Proof, if any were needed, that you can sell any old shit to women. Particularly true where exercise equipment is concerned.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 30, 2017 22:26:31 GMT
Can I have a picture of this decanter please.
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Post by Hobhead on Jun 30, 2017 22:47:57 GMT
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 30, 2017 22:51:19 GMT
Can't believe you tolerate that. Do you lead separate lives, occasionally giving in to carnal desires? I think that's just life. What a letdown.
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Post by Hobhead on Jun 30, 2017 22:55:25 GMT
Can't believe you tolerate that. Do you lead separate lives, occasionally giving in to carnal desires? I think that's just life. What a letdown. If it stops her talking to me I'm all for it. She's a lovely woman but fuck me she can talk absolute bollocks for a prolonged period of time without even coming up for air.
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Post by Hoochy on Jul 30, 2017 21:25:10 GMT
Hob Bantam147 calls dinner, lunch.
Arsehole.
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Post by Lofty on Aug 4, 2017 10:32:49 GMT
Hob claps when the plane lands.
Arsehole.
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