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Post by Hobhead on May 3, 2017 17:44:05 GMT
If Hobhead had a dog he'd pick it's shit up but instead of depositing it in a bin he'd hang it from a tree. Arsehole. I've trained my dog to shit in next door's garden just like citygirl has. I'd ban you for three days for lying but lying is fine.
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Post by Hoochy on May 3, 2017 17:58:08 GMT
When Hob can't find a branch to hang his bag of dog shit on he throws it in his neighbour's recycling bin.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on May 3, 2017 21:06:09 GMT
When Hob goes out for a meal he takes a photo of it and posts it on Insta for likes.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on May 4, 2017 5:29:28 GMT
When Hob goes out for a meal he takes a photo of it and posts it on Insta for likes. Arsehole. Never, never, never. You're all so wide of the mark with all of these that this thread is actually making me feel better about myself. Thanks for the self-esteem boost, chaps. All bans lifted.
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Post by Hoochy on May 4, 2017 21:24:56 GMT
Hob double dips his poppadom in the communal mint sauce.
Arsehole.
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Post by Lofty on May 4, 2017 21:30:26 GMT
Hob tries to take 11 items through the 10 items or less aisle in the supermarket.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on May 4, 2017 21:48:45 GMT
Hob knows that his cat shits all over his neighbour's garden but he doesn't do a thing about it.
Arsehole.
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Post by Neshead on May 4, 2017 22:00:09 GMT
Hob sings the Joshua Cullen song even when Wyke scores.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on May 5, 2017 15:47:18 GMT
Hob wears claret and amber socks on 'matchday' and posts pictures of them on Twitter tagging the official city account for likes and retweets.
Arsehole.
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Post by Neshead on May 5, 2017 15:53:54 GMT
Hob wears claret and amber socks on 'matchday' and posts pictures of them on Twitter tagging the official city account for likes and retweets. Arsehole. I think i know who this actually is Hoochy...
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Post by Hobhead on May 5, 2017 16:01:09 GMT
Of all the accusations levelled at me in this thread the one I find most offensive is the idea that I'd own a cat.
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Post by Neshead on May 5, 2017 16:04:37 GMT
Of all the accusations levelled at me in this thread the one I find most offensive is the idea that I'd own a cat. I've got a cat and i'm an arsehole. What's your point caller?
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Post by Hobhead on May 5, 2017 16:07:37 GMT
Of all the accusations levelled at me in this thread the one I find most offensive is the idea that I'd own a cat. I've got a cat and i'm an arsehole. What's your point caller? Cats are verminous creatures. they need either shooting or tying in a sack with a couple of housebricks and lobbing in the canal.
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Post by Hoochy on May 5, 2017 21:01:39 GMT
Hob said "May the fourth be with you!" to every single person he saw yesterday.
Arsehole.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on May 5, 2017 21:03:37 GMT
Hob said "May the fourth be with you!" to every single person he saw yesterday. Arsehole. I wish you'd posted this yesterday. Completely forgot to do this. Always funny.
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Post by Hobhead on May 5, 2017 22:00:33 GMT
Hob said "May the fourth be with you!" to every single person he saw yesterday. Arsehole. People that do that need drowning in lung butter. Every. Fucking. Year. Bastards.
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Post by Hoochy on May 10, 2017 15:33:59 GMT
Hob leaves banana skins, apple cores, dirty tissues and other shit in the trolley when he's finished with it so nobody wants to use it.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on May 10, 2017 15:52:27 GMT
When Hobhead takes a shit in a toilet where there's more than one 'trap', Hob drops his fudge in trap A then, upon completion, hobbles with his pants round his ankles to trap B where he wipes and flushes. In this way he leaves a fresh turd in the pan, the view of which is uninterrupted by toilet paper for the next lucky soul who needs a dump.
Arsehole.
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Post by Neshead on May 10, 2017 16:41:27 GMT
When Hobhead takes a shit in a toilet where there's more than one 'trap', Hob drops his fudge in trap A then, upon completion, hobbles with his pants round his ankles to trap B where he wipes and flushes. In this way he leaves a fresh turd in the pan, the view of which is uninterrupted by toilet paper for the next lucky soul who needs a dump. Arsehole. The hunt for brown october....... I fucking love Viz
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Sparks is a cunt Bantam
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Post by God on May 11, 2017 10:11:54 GMT
Hobhead likes DennisBantam
Arsehole
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