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Post by Hoochy on May 2, 2017 22:23:18 GMT
...but why is he an arsehole?
This thread will explain it all. Feel free to add your own.
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Post by Hoochy on May 2, 2017 22:24:29 GMT
Hob leaves his trolley where his car's parked at the supermarket. Doesn't take it to the trolley park.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on May 2, 2017 22:25:35 GMT
Hob calls looking after his own kids babysitting.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on May 2, 2017 22:27:12 GMT
When there's a half mile long queue on the exit lane of the motorway, Hob drives to the end of the queue then indicates in.
Arsehole.
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Post by Nice boy on May 2, 2017 22:30:03 GMT
Hobhead:"I'm having regular sex with a blind woman. The sex is great but it isn't easy getting her husband's voice right"
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on May 2, 2017 22:32:12 GMT
Hob parks in the parent and child spaces at Tesco even when the kids aren't with him.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on May 2, 2017 22:34:47 GMT
Hob cuts the bit of council owned grass near the path outside his house but stops cutting in front of his neighbour's house.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on May 2, 2017 22:38:14 GMT
Hob always buys the last round when he's out with his mates hoping that he'll end up buying 1 less.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on May 3, 2017 6:43:16 GMT
Personal attacks will not be tolerated. Tawheed and Hoochy are on 48hr timeouts.
But for the record I'm guilty of none of those things, you bastards. Although the blind woman thing sounds tempting.
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Post by northernmonkey on May 3, 2017 8:16:10 GMT
Hobhead bans people for telling the truth. It's getting like C&B.
Arsehole
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Post by Hobhead on May 3, 2017 8:21:15 GMT
Hobhead bans people for telling the truth. It's getting like C&B. Arsehole For this I'm turning your ratings off. For an hour.
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Post by Hoochy on May 3, 2017 9:37:42 GMT
Hob leaves one sheet left on the toilet roll so he doesn't have to change it.
Arsehole.
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God
Sparks is a cunt Bantam
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Post by God on May 3, 2017 10:31:22 GMT
Hob orders a meal without chips at a pub then keeps pinching your chips when his meal arrives. get your own chips Hob you arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on May 3, 2017 10:44:24 GMT
Hob leaves one sheet left on the toilet roll so he doesn't have to change it. Arsehole. I hold my hands up to this one. I laugh like The Hooded Claw when I do it too.
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Post by Hobhead on May 3, 2017 10:45:12 GMT
Hob orders a meal without chips at a pub then keeps pinching your chips when his meal arrives. get your own chips Hob you arsehole. Stolen chips are on a strict IOU policy - always honoured. You're banned for joining in. One week.
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Post by Neshead on May 3, 2017 10:53:06 GMT
Hobbers when having a bit of back door action is the sort of bloke who doesn't have the courtesy to give you a reach around.
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Post by Hoochy on May 3, 2017 11:00:24 GMT
Hob gets breadcrumbs in the butter.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on May 3, 2017 12:17:29 GMT
Feelings hurt. Thread locked.
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Post by Lofty on May 3, 2017 12:36:38 GMT
Hob doesn't put the top back on the ketchup properly so it splats out all over your chips.
Arsehole.
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Post by Lofty on May 3, 2017 17:38:34 GMT
If Hobhead had a dog he'd pick it's shit up but instead of depositing it in a bin he'd hang it from a tree.
Arsehole.
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