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Post by bantam147 on Jun 22, 2019 12:03:01 GMT
I'm also a newbie, although i've been lurking here a while. Fact- John Ford is my all time most hated player Whats the longest shit you have ever done at work? Time not length. Not technically a shit, but one time after a massive night out, the next morning I locked myself in a toilet cubicle to drop a load and fell asleep for 2 hours without actually shitting.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 22, 2019 12:05:22 GMT
Whats the longest shit you have ever done at work? Time not length. Not technically a shit, but one time after a massive night out, the next morning I locked myself in a toilet cubicle to drop a load and fell asleep for 2 hours without actually shitting. Hope you were getting paid for it. Doing shits on work time makes me proud to be British.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2019 12:06:47 GMT
I'm also a newbie, although i've been lurking here a while. Fact- John Ford is my all time most hated player Whats the longest shit you have ever done at work? Time not length. I don't shit at work, i hold it in until i get home.
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Post by Neshead on Jun 22, 2019 12:08:59 GMT
Whats the longest shit you have ever done at work? Time not length. I don't shit at work, i hold it in until i get home. I'll start a 'longest shits at home' thread.
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Jun 22, 2019 12:10:10 GMT
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 22, 2019 12:10:10 GMT
I don't shit at work, i hold it in until i get home. I'll start a 'longest shits at home' thread. About bloody time too.
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Post by Neshead on Jun 22, 2019 12:11:05 GMT
Whats the longest shit you have ever done at work? Time not length. Not technically a shit, but one time after a massive night out, the next morning I locked myself in a toilet cubicle to drop a load and fell asleep for 2 hours without actually shitting. That technically still counts as a shit in works time. Two hours of toilet seat welt marks on the backside must have taken some shifting, possibly plastic surgery.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2019 12:17:03 GMT
Whats the longest shit you have ever done at work? Time not length. Not technically a shit, but one time after a massive night out, the next morning I locked myself in a toilet cubicle to drop a load and fell asleep for 2 hours without actually shitting. Reminds me of this
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Post by bantam147 on Jun 22, 2019 12:28:23 GMT
Not technically a shit, but one time after a massive night out, the next morning I locked myself in a toilet cubicle to drop a load and fell asleep for 2 hours without actually shitting. That technically still counts as a shit in works time. Two hours of toilet seat welt marks on the backside must have taken some shifting, possibly plastic surgery. It wasn't pleasant. For a moment I knew how Stuart Lubbock must've felt.
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Post by twosup on Jun 22, 2019 22:44:42 GMT
Nearly 40 years watching City and I've never had a dump at V.P. FACTOID.
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Post by Neshead on Jun 23, 2019 7:47:22 GMT
Nearly 40 years watching City and I've never had a dump at V.P. FACTOID. One way of lessening your chances of catching Typhoid and TB.
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Post by Lofty on Jun 23, 2019 7:50:38 GMT
Nearly 40 years watching City and I've never had a dump at V.P. FACTOID. Took our lass to a game once. The wooden loo seats meant she never came back. Result.
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Post by garyrobson on Jun 23, 2019 7:59:07 GMT
Nearly 40 years watching City and I've never had a dump at V.P. FACTOID. You and 99.99% of people who have passed thru the turnstiles. You’d have to be more than desperate! I’d rather pack a spare pair of undies and just shit myself.
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Post by Neshead on Jun 23, 2019 8:04:12 GMT
Nearly 40 years watching City and I've never had a dump at V.P. FACTOID. You and 99.99% of people who have passed thru the turnstiles. You’d have to be more than desperate! I’d rather pack a spare pair of undies and just shit myself. The toilets in the lower kop are one step above the toilets in the old International restaurant. Still see people getting stuck in the one with the door thats too tight. Its been like that for years. And the fact that mutants can't actually hit the target, the floor is like a river of piss.
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Jun 23, 2019 8:17:28 GMT
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Post by mikehunt on Jun 23, 2019 8:17:28 GMT
You and 99.99% of people who have passed thru the turnstiles. You’d have to be more than desperate! I’d rather pack a spare pair of undies and just shit myself. The toilets in the lower kop are one step above the toilets in the old International restaurant. Still see people getting stuck in the one with the door thats too tight. Its been like that for years. And the fact that mutants can't actually hit the target, the floor is like a river of piss. You never went to Wigan RL’s Central Park ground? Toilets there were called the river caves, it was horrible.
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Post by Bacon on Jun 23, 2019 9:00:34 GMT
The toilets in the lower kop are one step above the toilets in the old International restaurant. Still see people getting stuck in the one with the door thats too tight. Its been like that for years. And the fact that mutants can't actually hit the target, the floor is like a river of piss. You never went to Wigan RL’s Central Park ground? Toilets there were called the river caves, it was horrible. And the ale tasted like petrol and we were attacked by the worlds biggest bee.
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Post by Hobhead on Jun 23, 2019 9:03:56 GMT
You never went to Wigan RL’s Central Park ground? Toilets there were called the river caves, it was horrible. And the ale tasted like petrol and we were attacked by the worlds biggest bee. That’s right, and you had an onion hanging from your belt which was the style at the time.
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Post by Dick on Jun 23, 2019 9:07:48 GMT
Top tip - from experience, if youre past the point of no return and need a shit at VP, go to the disabled bog. Not much of a queue and not as disgusting.
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Post by Bacon on Jun 23, 2019 9:09:27 GMT
And the ale tasted like petrol and we were attacked by the worlds biggest bee. That’s right, and you had an onion hanging from your belt which was the style at the time. I had change for a bumblebee.
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Jun 23, 2019 11:38:17 GMT
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Post by mikehunt on Jun 23, 2019 11:38:17 GMT
You never went to Wigan RL’s Central Park ground? Toilets there were called the river caves, it was horrible. And the ale tasted like petrol and we were attacked by the worlds biggest bee. The ale was well manky
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Jun 23, 2019 12:21:43 GMT
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Post by Neshead on Jun 23, 2019 12:21:43 GMT
The toilets in the lower kop are one step above the toilets in the old International restaurant. Still see people getting stuck in the one with the door thats too tight. Its been like that for years. And the fact that mutants can't actually hit the target, the floor is like a river of piss. You never went to Wigan RL’s Central Park ground? Toilets there were called the river caves, it was horrible. Been to Central Park about a dozen times over the years, steeped in rugby league history but it was a right shit hole.
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